So... funny story.
My whole floor has to go to an AA meeting because apparently, we have alcohol problems.
Yes, I am being completely serious right now.

You see, what happened was we (I use this term loosely) threw an AMAZING, KICK ASS party while our RA was away. It was so kick ass that the campus police, windsor police, and paramedics showed up (3 stomachs pumped that night). It wasn't all our (again, I use this loosely) doing though. We were just having a birthday party for one of our friends and some how, the whole campus showed up (120 people were on our floor!). The funny thing is, the people who lived on the 6th floor didn't tell anyone about it. The other floors we're promoting it and it just happened to be on our floor. People even snuck in through the fire escape to come! A fight also broke out too, which kind of made me angry. I mean, we seriously can't have fun without someone fucking it up? But either way, it was pretty legit.

Well, because of this party, the whole floor is force to pay $400 to pay for these damages that we're committed that day.

Like the very subtle hole in our kitchen wall:

Yeah, very subtle.

Somebody just decided to bring hulk to the party apparently.

Before when you said you were on the 6th floor, people didn't think much, but now, we are legends. This will probably be talked about for years and years after we all graduate. Thats pretty badass to me.

The Project X of dorm parties happened here my friends.

Just another day at Wonderland.

I'm not too sure what possessed me to do such a thing, but I've done it. Let me introduce myself. I go by the name of Andriana, but you can just call me Anna (since that's what everyone seems to call me nowadays). I will not disclose the name of my university in fear that my many stalkers might be reading this. Therefore, I will just call it the University of Wonderland.

My best friend and I originally has the idea of making a youtube account (which we did) and posting vlogs of our university experience (which we didn't). I mean, the account may come in handy one day, but at this point, I rather express myself through words since that is what I'm in university for in the first place (English majors FTW!).

You may wonder why a still of Project X is my back ground or maybe you didn't wonder at all and now you're thinking "WTF, Project X? what does that have to do with anything?" Or maybe you aren't... but anyway, I'm going to tell you the reason behind this: it's the only thing I could think of to describe my university life so far. I know, doesn't make much sense to me either but thats what I feel in my heart *insert depressing Adele music here*.

Anyway, I hope this is a good opening post to la blog and will keep whoever is reading this interested in my crazy life at the University of Wonderland.

Trust me. It's very, very crazy.